A Letter to the Voters of the Orange Motherf*cker: Peaceful Transfer of Power
Dear Asshole Americans who voted for the Orange Motherf*cker (especially family members), A few days ago was January 6, 2025, for those keeping track, it was a day in which Congress routinely certifies the Presidential Election. It felt normal, unlike the last Presidential election certification. On January 6, 2021, our years of tradition and the core of our democracy was challenged for the first time when there was no peaceful transfer of power. Instead we watched as "Americans" stormed the Capitol all in the name of saving their Orange Bastard messiah from being "cheated out of an election." We all know, including you all, that it was a fucking lie from, to use Jon Stewart's words, a "whiny bitch". The current election certification was completed without the horror that we witnessed four years ago. Your willful ignorance and its (Orange MFer from this point forward or "IT" as its pronoun) ego destroyed the revolutionary idea of a peacef...